Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice
on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating
on me. The usual signs... Phone rings
but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently -
although when I ask their names she always says,
"Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but
she always walks down the street.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I
think deep down I just didn't want to know the
truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really
check on her. I decided I was going to
park my Harley Davidson motor cycle next to the garage and then
hide behind it so I could get a good view of
the whole street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I
noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to
be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself, or
should I take it back to the dealer?

Sincerely,
Worried Sick

 

The coolest break-up response ever.


 

 

 

Silly humor from Linda

1. Would you want to go here?




2. Sounds yummy, eh? "Traditional" it says!



3. This must be baby food.



4. (No comment.)



5.. For when  size (in everything) is important!



6.. No one asked how they age this beer. Don't try to  guess



7. Jawohl!




8. THIS NEXT  ONE SHOWS THE STRANGEST PICTURE ON THE CAN.

IT LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN HERMAPHRODITE. (Note name)



9. FOR WHEN SIZE IS IMPORTANT. (Cute little guys, eh?)



10. THERE'S ALWAYS A FEW OF THESE AROUND..



11. TO HAVE ON HAND...IN CASE YOU RUN OUT...?



12. AND FINALLY: WE PREFER GOOD OLD-FASHIONED

  "CHICKEN" SOUP THAT IS USUALLY MADE FROM HENS...WE HOPE!